“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that NOT all beauty products are created equal, that women are endowed by the free market with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Pampering.—That to secure the products for pampering, this list offers a great selection of all-American cosmetics for fabulous women to put their patriotism on display.”

That might not be exactly how the Declaration of Independence goes, but who said that pampering can’t be patriotic? You’ll love these made-in-the-USA, star spangled essentials so much, you’ll ditch your old routine like it’s tea in the harbor.

1) The LUSH “Madame President” Bath Bomb

This new release is not only satisfying to watch dissolve, but also a refreshing option for any girl who can’t wait until January 20, 2025 to be called “Madame President.” Get it here

lushusa.com, $6.95/7.0 oz.

2) Star Spangled Nail Wraps by Jamberry

These nail wraps allow you to have patriotism at your fingertips while also supporting a company which makes its products in the USA. Get it here

jamberry.com, $11.25

3) Supergoop’s 100% Mineral Invincible Setting Powder

This Broad Spectrum SPF 45 powder is packaged in a convenient wand. This makes it ideal for on-the-go girl bosses to throw in their purses and touch-up in between meetings, the gym, and networking events. It is made in the USA and is offered in multiple color shades and in translucent in order to accommodate any skin tone. Enjoy America’s spacious skies without the sun damage. Get it here!

supergoop.com, $30

4) BEECAUSE Charcoal & Clay Face Mask

By using this mask, you’ll not only support a homegrown business, you’ll also support our bees. BEECAUSE is dedicated to fighting Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD), creating sustainable products, and making your skin glow in the process. Keep America BEE-utiful! Get it here

thinkbeecause.com, $5

5) Bath & Body Works Forever Red Ultra Shea Body Cream

Made in the USA and perfect for unapologetically Republican ladies, this lotion feeds your political obsession while it quenches your dry skin. Get it here

bathandbodyworks.com, $14.50

6) Independence Cream Red Lipstick by Makeup America

This nourishing crimson red lipstick is made in the USA by a company which donates $1 for every product sold to help pay off the national debt. Perfect for a Rosie the Riveter pucker! Get it here

makeupamerica.us, $17.76

RELATED: 20 Best Reagan Red Lipsticks For The Conservative Woman

7) Caswell-Massey Number Six Cologne

Hand-picked by George Washington, who not only used this product himself, but also gifted it to Lafayette, this cologne is a great gift for your the most patriotic man in your life. Get it here

Lucy H
CABINET MEMBER
Lucy Hutchinson is a proud Pennsylvanian and daughter of Christ. She is a sophomore at Washington & Jefferson College and she aspires to attend medical school through the military to eventually become a dermatologist. When she’s not advocating for Israel, sun protection, agriculture, or GMOs, she’s probably studying or waiting around for her 21st birthday so she can obtain her concealed carry permit. (Not sponsored by Chick-fil-A but should be.)