The guy who camps out the night before.
The guy who was dragged into Target by his wife. He can be found near the vacuum cleaners holding her purse.
The overly caffeinated guy who goes way too overboard and starts knocking over children to get to the electronics section.
The lady who makes it on the news because she assaulted someone trying to get the last 25% off Keurig.
The guy who gets trampled in a stampede because he doesn’t want to be rude and push people.
Doesn’t go Black Friday shopping but instead is sitting at home watching football with his stretchy pants on. Ya know, what America was intended to do on Thanksgiving.
The guy who brings his whole family to Walmart so they can create lifelong memories together.
The guy who forgot all his coupons at home.
The guy who is building a wall to protect the 50% off TVs.