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1) Are you the Declaration of Independence? Because you’re a national treasure.
2) Did you say hello to Reagan before you fell from heaven?
3) Are you water? Cuz I’m thirsty for you.
4) Are you Bernie Sanders? Cuz you just stole 90% of my heart.
5) I’d cross the Delaware for you.
6) Baby, you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and CRUZ.
7) You must be an Obama entitlement program because you’re raising my interest rate.
8) Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you’re stealing my heart.
9) If you were president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
10) I must be Uncle Sam because I want you.
11) Are you going to give me your phone number or should I ask the NSA?
12) Here’s my number, call me legis-Later