Image Credits: The Wedding Chicks

It’s almost Valentine’s Day and you know what we say, Bae isn’t Bae if Bae doesn’t pay attention to politics.  Try a few of these on your crush and if they don’t get it, move on to a new crush.  Good luck.

1. I must be Uncle Sam because I WANT YOU

2. If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

3. George Washington might not like political parties, but I’d like to party with you

4. Did you say hello to Reagan before you fell from Heaven?

5. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

6. I bet you’re glad they don’t tax good looks

7. Let’s discuss the state of THIS union.

8. Are you going to give me your phone number, or should I ask the NSA?

9. Our date will live in infamy

10. Even Obama wouldn’t veto you

11. I think you’re violating the Alien and Seduction Acts

12. I believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of you

13. You look like my future first lady.

14. You must be an Obama entitlement program, because you’re raising my interest rate.

15. Here’s my number-call me legis-Later

16. Looking at you raises my spirits like Obama raises the National Debt

17. Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you’re stealing my heart.

18. Hey girl, I’d put you in my binder

Aryssa D
FFL Cabinet Member