In my lifetime, Hillary Clinton has not driven a car. I repeat: in the 19 years that I have been alive, Hillary has not stepped foot behind the driver’s seat of a vehicle. Liberal presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has attempted to market herself as a relatable, down to earth, champion for the middle class and this could not be further from the truth. While Mrs. Clinton keeps up this charade, I’ve compiled a list of 8 celebrities who aren’t too good to drive their own cars:

1) Madonna – One of the world’s biggest divas and the original Material Girl™ drives her own car. And Hillary doesn’t? Yikes.

2) Leonardo DiCaprio – Leo and Hil are both bleeding heart liberals. Leo reduces his carbon footprint by driving a Toyota prius. Hillary does nothing.

3) David Beckham – the Beckham family is practically royalty and they are carted around in David’s Cadillac Escalade.

4) Paris Hilton – Paris was born into money. She owns 8 cars, and drives them herself. Hillary didn’t drive herself around even when she was “dead broke.”

5) Ryan Gosling – this heartthrob really just needs to have a sit down with Hillary and say “hey girl, drive your own car.”

6) Shaquille O’Neal – This guy is 7’1. Hillz, if Shaq can fit into his own car, I think you can manage.

7) Simon Cowell – Simon Cowell is the original sassmaster. Still not too good to drive his own car though.

8) Kim Kardashian West – I don’t even need to caption this one.

Danielle B
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Danielle is a conservative political consultant who aides organizations in communicating their big ideas and empowering leaders. She works with a multitude of organizations, most notably including the American Conservation Coalition, OUTSET Network, and Future Female Leaders. Danielle can't explain why she doesn't need feminism, she's too busy succeeding without it. She likes coffee, capitalism, and proving people wrong.

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