The uncle that tells you all the crazy things he used to do in high school. All his stories start out with, “don’t tell your mom I told you this but….”
Your cousin who’s a doctor that lives across the country and only visits during Christmas. All his stories start out with, “I was elbow deep trying to get the tumor out..”
The aunt who brings her “world famous homemade apple pie” to Christmas dinner but it still has the Walmart sticker on it.
The uncle who gifts a pellet gun to an 8yr old.
The aunt who brags about starting her own company and then she hands you an ItWorks! brochure.
The 14 yr old who’s forced to sit at the little kid’s table and picks fights with all the big kids.
The dad that wears a Christmas sweater and sits around with other dads watching sports on Christmas Eve.
The senile grandpa who talks about his war stories even though he was never in the war.