Jeb Bush


The Next Episode- Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg

Hope you ready for the next episode… HeyyyeyyyeEYEYyyyEYYYY….. smoke weed everyday!”……..Sorry Mom.


Ben Carson


Best Of Both Worlds- Hannah Montana

“In some ways you’re just like all your friends, but on stage you’re a star. You get the best of both worlds”


Chris Christie


Bootylicious- Destiny’s Child

“Lead my hips, slap my thighs. Swing my hair, square my eyes.. I don’t think you ready for this, cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe”


Hillary Clinton


Basket Case- Green Day

“Do you have the time, to listen to me whine? About nothing and everything all at once?”


Ted Cruz


I’ll Stand by You- Carrie Underwood

“Oh, why you look so sad?…. Don’t be ashamed to cry. Let me see you through, ’cause I’ve seen the dark side too.”


Carly Fiorina


Run the World- Beyonce

“Boy you know you love it how we’re smart enough to make these millions. Strong enough to bear the children then get back to business.”


John Kasich


Adam’s Song- Blink 182

“Another six months I’ll be unknown. Give all my things to all my friends”


Rand Paul

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Won’t Get Fooled Again- The Who

“I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution, take a bow for the new revolution. Smile and grin at the change all around”


Marco Rubio

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Don’t Drink the Water- Dave Matthews Band

“I live with the notion, that I don’t need anyone but me. Don’t drink the water”


Bernie Sanders


I Knew You Were Trouble- Taylor Swift

“But I just thought, how can the devil be pulling you toward someone who looks so much like an angel?”


Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Lindsey Graham and Bobby Jindal


Living on a Prayer- Bon Jovi

“Oh, we’ve got to hold on, ready or not. You live for the fight when it’s all that you got.”


Donald Trump


You’re So Vain- Carly Simon

“You had me several years ago when I was still quite naïve….. You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.”