The Clintons have been known to get away with a lot of different things in their time, and Hillary Clinton is definitely not an exception. From all her scandals to the race for the white house, she has had her “fair” share of punishment, meaning none. If I were Hillary Clinton, I could get away with just about anything.
“I didn’t do it… But if I did do it, here’s how.”
2) Reckless Driving
“Well I mean I haven’t driven a car since 1998“
“You mean to tell me that you think I wrote “ready for Hillary” on the trump tower?“
4) Lying under oath
“Well my husband did it.“
“I’m Hillary Clinton. I can walk where I want.“
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.“
7) Public Intoxication
“Yes I can walk a straight line. And a curved line. I don’t judge.”
8) Corporate Fraud
“The business was too big.”
9) Using a fake ID
“I swear I am only 30. I don’t need a senior discount. That’s so rude to think I am a day over 28!“
10) Internet Fraud
“No. The requests for money to fund my campaign were totally legit and not for my next Botox and facelift.“
11) Use my title and power to get out of anything.
“I’m Hillary Clinton. You can’t arrest me.“
“I thought it belonged to everyone. We all get a fair share.”
13) Comprising national security
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
14) Taking classified government information without permission.
“This stuff is classified?”
15) “Accidentally” mishandle classified government information and put the entire nation at risk.