You have a hunch the girl in your poli-sci class is a conservative, but you just. can’t. tell. It would be nice to know who she voted for in the last election. But have no fear! There are plenty of ways to tell if she really is a registered Republican. Here are 20 (not so) sneaky signs that she might be a Republican.
Disclaimer: Republicans come in all shapes and sizes! Don’t take this post too seriously.
1) She monograms everything
2) She loves college football
3) Her first car was a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford
4) She has atleast ONE FFL laptop sticker
5) She feels naked without her pearls
6) There’s an American flag in her room
7) She has a Bible verse in her Instagram bio (and it’s from Psalms, Proverbs, or John)
8) Her mama taught her good manners
9) Legally Blonde is one of her favorite movies
10) Her role models include Nikki Haley and Ivanka Trump
11) She can shoot a gun
12) She is/was in a sorority
13) When somebody mentions “The Bachelor,” “The Bachelorette,” or “Bachelor in Paradise,” she reacts like this:
14) Her favorite music is country music
15) She wears Vineyard Vines, Southern Marsh, and/or Lilly Pulitzer
16) She tells it like it is
17) Chick-fil-A is her second home
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18) She can drive a stick shift
19) Her hometown’s population is under 20,000
20) She’ll take a cold beer over a glass of wine any night
Do any of these signs apply to you?
Jenn B
CABINET
