1.  That wonderful feeling you get when you realize you can incorporate elephants into your outfit…

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2.  and the absolute heartbreak you go through when you love a product that it isn’t available in our signature republican red. We feel your pain, really, we do.

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3. The standard “all conservatives are old, white, privileged men” face. Hahaha, yeah. Okay.

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4. Sitting back, relaxing, and watching another conservative completely OWN in a debate.

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 5. When someone tells you you’re only a Republican because your parents are.. bless their sweet heart.

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6. “Raising the minimum wage is a great idea! Do you WANT everyone to be poor?!” There are no words for this. There just isn’t.

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7.  Finding out the boy you’ve been admiring is liberal. Honestly? It’s a personal offense. We take this stuff seriously.

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8.  Making friends with someone and realizing that you share political beliefs. That guy who turned out to be liberal? He’s SO old news.

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9.  Trying to hide the smile on your face when you know you have the perfect retaliation for a debate. The satisfaction can’t even be described.

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10. Being able to use “always right,” for everything. It’s a serious #RepublicanGirlPerk.

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11.  When someone tells you that you care too much about politics. Uh.. excuse me?

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12.  Browsing the FFL store. How could it possibly get any more perfect?

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Danielle B
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Danielle is a conservative political consultant who aides organizations in communicating their big ideas and empowering leaders. She works with a multitude of organizations, most notably including the American Conservation Coalition, OUTSET Network, and Future Female Leaders. Danielle can't explain why she doesn't need feminism, she's too busy succeeding without it. She likes coffee, capitalism, and proving people wrong.

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