Hillary Clinton last held a press conference where she took questions on December 4th, 2015. Yes, you read that right. December 4th of the year 2015. It is currently September of 2016. It has been over nine months since she held a press conference. Babies have been conceived and born since that woman, who is running for president, last held a press conference. If that feels like a long time to you, that’s because it has been a VERY long time. So many things have happened since she last held a press conference.  We’ve gathered together a list of fifty of those things to illuminate the length of time that has passed. Your move, Hillz.

  1. The Nice terror attack

  2. Literally eight full months

  3. The Iran Nuclear Deal went into effect

  4. The murder of the gorilla, Harambe

  5. The Iowa Caucus

  6. Conservative Political Action Conference 2016

  7. Christmas!

  8. Star Wars: The Force Awakens was released

  9. The Orlando Night Club Shooting

  10. Nancy Reagan died

  11. American Psycho opened and closed on Broadway

  12. Literally every single primary race in all 50 states

  13. Brexit

  14. JoJo Fletcher met and got engaged to Jordan Rodgers on The Bachelorette

  15. American Idol ended forever

  16. Taylor Swift broke up with Calvin Harris and started dating Tom Hiddleston

  17. Terror attack on Istanbul airport

  18. The life and death of “Damn Daniel”

  19. The Panama Papers were released, and then completely forgotten about

  20. Zayn Malik of One Direction fame released his first solo album

  21. Oh, and One Direction officially broke up

  22. Rihanna and Drake’s “WORK” was released

  23. EgyptAir flight 804 disappeared

  24. Jon Snow came back to life, and all of season six of Game of Thrones was released

  25. The Cleveland Cavaliers won the NBA championship

  26. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi was released in theaters…on DVD

  27. Harry Potter and the Cursed Child was released

  28. Lin Manuel Miranda left Hamilton

  29. Stanford student Brock Turner was convicted of rape, serves half of prison sentence, and was released after three months

  30. Adnan Syed’s murder conviction was vacated

  31. Justice Antonin Scalia died and Merrick Garland was nominated to replace him on the Supreme Court

  32. All 63 games of March Madness

  33. Saint West, youngest child of Kim and Kanye, was born

  34. The High School Musical cast got together for the 10th anniversary…without Zac Efron

  35. The entire 2016 Olympic Games

  36. Bernie Sanders dropped out of the presidential race and endorsed Hillary Clinton

  37. The Denver Broncos won the Super Bowl

  38. NASA announced the discovery of 1,200 new planets

  39. The school year ended and BEGAN AGAIN

  40. El Chapo was caught and sent back to prison

  41. Zika gained international attention and appeared in the United States

  42. Frank Ocean released a new album

  43. The entirety of Dancing with the Stars season 22

  44. The Freddie Gray case ended with no convictions of any police officers

  45. The North Carolina “Bathroom Bill” was signed into law by Governor Pat McCrory

  46. Two big Lilly Pulitzer After Party Sales

  47. Pokemon Go was released

  48. The occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon, lead by Ammon Bundy.

  49. Marco Rubio stated he wouldn’t run for re-election, then changed his mind and won his primary

  50. Alan Rickman, David Bowie, Harper Lee, Prince, Muhammad Ali, and Merle Haggard all died.

What else will happen before Hillary Clinton holds her next press conference? Will the general election occur? Will we celebrate another Christmas? Only time will tell.

Aryssa D
FFL Cabinet Member