|1. This is the face you give a passing car with an
“I Love Obamacare” or “Ready For Hillary” bumper sticker on it.
|2. If the TV is on, it’s more than likely on Fox News.
|3. When you’re around liberals for a long period of time…|
|4. Your reaction, to this day, when people bring up
the results of the 2012 Presidential Election:
|5. When you find out a celebrity you like is a conservative,
because you know they are so few and far between:
|6. Better yet, when you find out the person
you’ve been crushin’ on is a conservative:
|7. When Obama is talking on TV:|
|8. Your family and friends’ reaction when you start
on your super intense and heated political rants.
|9. What you find yourself wanting to tell the government every day:|
| 10. When people say you should support a candidate for the
sole fact that they are the same gender or race as you:
|11. July 4th is one of your favorite holidays,
but you’re still fiercely patriotic all year ’round.
|12. Feeling personally victimized when you
go somewhere and MSNBC is on the TV.
|13. The thought of even the possibility of another Democrat winning the Presidency in 2016 makes you sick to your stomach and legitimately worried for America.|